I felt soooo asian..

I went to eat chinese food. It was fun. It was four of us. In my head I was thinking “This is like asian spice girl. Posh spice,baby spice. Women like to say sex in the city but they are sluts.(not that spice girls are classy and all..) After that we went to red mango(=pinkberry.) My ancester would be so honored to see me right now. I ate sesame chicken, went to have yogurt with mochi. I should be carrying sword and wear kimono while doing that. I’m born to be wild fob.

Girlfriends

Here are some reasons why it’s cool to be a girl

1) When we look bad, we can just paint our face. Man gotta deal with reality.

2) We can have girls night.  when men plan boys night out, that means you are gay. Girls often wear same dresses to go out. Man can’t pull that off. I can’t neither. That brings back the memories of living under a communist dictatorship in my village back home. We all had to wear hello kitty underwear. Women and men.

3) Boys are attracted to the things run on oil.  Cars, Jets, Governme...Read more

Japanese tv show

Remember I told you guys I shot something with Fujji Takashi?(crazy tv host from “lost in translation.”.) That was on the air last sat. http://www.mitsuwa.com/topnews/eindex.php?n=16every Sun ksci 18(utb) last week, I was eating baked mushroom he cooked. I think I told you how nice he was and he picked up my toothpick after I ate. Who would do that!! Try to catch me, one of the episode I will have a mohawk. So hot. Madox got nuthin on me.I have more stuff to co...Read more

ebay ain’t shit

 I just went to “I sold it on ebay store” to sell my Prada shoes. Me and my gf got it together, but oh well. I’m materialistic fob so I need to see some logo.Prada don’t shine out enough for me. Fobs love logos, don’t we? I get heartburn looking at old lady fobs sometimes. She would have Fendi sunglass,coach purse, gucci boots and Chanel ski wear in the middle of summer. Once I saw Chinese restaurant “mercedes.” in NJ. Mercedes and Porsche doesn’t fit well unless you are black stripper. ( You might use Chanel.) What was I talking bout? oh, ye...Read more

Thank you!!

I went to nobu with my gf the other nite. I like the one in Miami better. I saw puff daddy there. He was more like puff shorty. and here I go again with my mouth. ( speak no evil, hear no evil.) pardon me,  I said he was so tall I thought he was black yao ming. It’s just another trendy place where serves raw food so men can get laid.I always feel urge to put wasabi beans in my nose and shoot up people. random white peeps told me my blog is funny. That’s when you know you are doing  aiiight. When white people tell you you are good. Instead of me g...Read more

Summer!

Summer is coming! You hafta mix your cool-aid, ( Kool-aid logo is funny. Idea of drinking the fluid out of the creepy pitcher man is not so exciting. So is Aunt Jemima. It’s not OK to taste sweet syrup juice from aunti’s body. America is sick. This should be banned. It’s not the video game that subliminally corrupt child’s mind, Michael Moore. The concept of Pillsbury dough-boy, I don’t even want to go there. I feel so dirty and ashamed of myself.) bathing suits, put some Hawaiian tropic(You must support your girl aiko, former Miz Hawaiian Tropic Tok...Read more

Surfing with the sharks

I was web surfing to found out that I’ve dated  many actors I don’t even know. So they say. I was involved with one but that’s bout it. I was just a new girl in town who were talking shit bout people to blend in. I was saying Lenny kravitz is ugly while he was on the radio. He’s a good looking guy, but I was a cocky lil bitch back then. I talk bad bout Bill too, I met him only once and he’s a nice person. Now, I don’t really like to talk bout who I date or gossips.People grow older and change. We live to better ourselves everyday. Tha...Read more

My next beauty contest after Hawaiian tropic..

http://www.insimenator.net/showthread.php?t=47594&page=16cool. 

pick what you dig

I noticed many people don’t mind having mediocre life. I don’t want it.  I got out from many situations where I was comfortable but I felt like I’m not moving forward. I just had that discussion with my best friend over bowl of soup. (not miso. )People complain about their life, girlfriend, family,etc. My family member called me the other nite, complain about someone else in my family. This used to get me. I used to cry with them.(I’m nice person after-all.) Now, I don’t give a damn. That’s their issues and not mine. If you don’t like someo...Read more

Things to do on the weekend

The price of the gas is awesome, it’s giving me a excuse not to get out the house.I will stop hibernating from next weeks though. I ate up all my acorns by now. I’m gettig bored but at the same time, I don’t want to spend time with someone and be bothered. I’d rather do some work at home.( I like hanging with you though, ms.p ) >  

List of the things. 1) paint the walls 2)grow tomatos on your balcony 3)grow scallions(very easy...Read more