my man said

My man Jet Li said “the best way not to lose a fight is not to fight.”This is the reason why I wanted to marry him when I was a lil girl. Besides he can put the candle fire away with his hand. He’s not only physically strong but mentally strong. If some nerd said that, I would beat the crap out of him. But coming from him it make sense. He can say nonsense stuff but I would take it as some form of Taoism. Now, I must go to swallow cookiecrisp to learn heinrich manuver with left handed parrot. P.S.you guys must see “dirty hands” by David Choe. I w...Read more

Your opinion does matter

 My peeps here got all the answers for me. Forget about spending dollars on stupid therapist. They just repeat Freud and Jung’s dream theory. Thanks for the advices for my friend’s lost dog hachi. She’s over it now. My issue now. I have this girl who likes me. A lot. I thought it was very flattering but I don’t have any feelings. I told her that. Then she became annoying. She gave me long ass love letter. She is constantly doing something to get my attention. I’m in the situation I can’t avoid her. (work, everyday life,whatever. I do...Read more

Taiwanese

Chinese will conquer the world becauseThey are always ranking near the top in international comparison in math. Everything is made in China. How could my sister travel to Europe and bring back the souvenir made in China.  When you look at the label on shirt,pants, spoon, most of them is made in China. I’m getting identity crisis here. Sometimes, I get confuse if I’m Chinese and have to see back of myself. (It said Made in Tokyo samurai Spirit on my ass.) They are everywhere and many peeps are sooo talented and strong.You can spray pesticide on them...Read more

Hachi

Now that Tibet torch delay ended with peace, we have other issues here. My acquaintance lost her dog hachi a month ago, and she’s sad. I told her to get over it. It’s getting so annoying. what would you guys do as a friend? I need to  make sure that  everyone is well and eating happy meal.

fuck em all.

sometimes you try everything and nothing goes well, you know? Im just trying to do my thing and live my life but everything,everyone seems to be against it. After all, I realized we are all alone, family and friends or boy/girl friend doesn’t really mean shit. so Fuck them, you live your life and do what you gotta do.

weird experience.

I was at starbucks because that’s what mature civilized people do. More points if you discuss presidntial debates. I can’t drink coffee so I had soy. Old European lady came in. She had leaf on her nose. I said “What the hell?”to myself. Everyone was staring at her. There must be the reason why she wear leaf just like Jewish wear headcap. (Btw, I will have Jewish last name soon…. To make it in Hollywood, you must have Jewish last name. My new name is Aiko Tanakh. It means “that which is read.”) I went up and asked her ” Why are you wearing l...Read more

The reason why I haven’t post

is… I’ve been busy. I used to stay home all the time. I would read books, eat with mom everyday.(that explains why I didn’t have bf for two years.)I’m changing that. I’ve been hanging out with friends, doing activities. I went horse back riding, went to style lounge where you pretend to be famous to score free shit, museum. I just came back from random meeting at four seasons. I don’t know why old ladies like shiny stuff and ladybug motif stuff . I ate so much cheese there, I feel bloated. I’ve been trying to get out my house ev...Read more

Project Michelle

A good friend of a good friend’s good friend (good friend x3) needs to find bone marrow match by June 21st.

www.projectmichelle.com

Please register as a donor! For my SoCal peeps, here are two donor drives happening this Saturday:

ABC Supermarket

Sat, May 31, 10am – 4pm

6970 Bolsa Ave., Westminster, CA 92683

Cerritos Farmer’s Market, Cerritos Town Center

Sat, May 31, 8am – 12pm

Park P...Read more

Talented people..

I’ve worked on TV show for UTB. I get to work with Fujii Takashi(from Lost in Translation.) He’s very big in Japan. There was a scene where he feeds me cooked mushroom. After the scene, he took away the toothpick I used (yuck, right?) and throw away. He’s so nice and talented. I also got to work with talented director Aki Kitamura. He’s extremely talented and nice too. I will let you know when it airs. I’ll be rockin mohikan like no tomorrow. Hot. If Tom Cruise can play “Last samurai.” I can be “The last of Mohicans” like daniel day Lewis.<...Read more

Me myself and Thy

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 http://www.insimenator.net/showpost.php?p=803696&postcount=306    dope.I’m going to take over this world. Just like Paul Newman. I will have my own salad dressing, pasta.  I need to have my magazine called A. I will egoisticly have my face on all of them. I might use Rachel Ray once in...Read more