Aiko-human evolvement+long body part=Elephant

I just got me a bike. I was excited!( I will use exclamation mark.I’m going to boycott lol for a while as I get annoyed by it.  Ppl over uses it. “e.g.)I went to the mall again, lol, just to kill my time,lol” Not that funny to me. Plus who the fuck would Laugh Out Loud  by themselves in front of comp? ) Anyway, I got the yellow one just like retarded kid. My friends told me I shouldn’t ride in the city. Dangerous. due to size of my head, I can’t balance well. But  riding bike could be good, it’s Eco friendly, I c...Read more

submissive, humble Japanese girl.

I just read what I said on interview few month back. I was picked to be ” All time top ten import models” by my favorite mag”Superstreet”.  Here’s an article on me.. Why she’s here: She’s straight-up JDM.( I don’t know what jdm means though. Is it Jap Democrats moho? maybe something to do with jack daniel, they say I’m straight up.)Special talent: “I can breakdance, cook rice,speak Japanese;But men don’t want to hear about that; they just want to hear me say “I’m into sex and toys!” (laughs) I communicate with dogs. Men don’...Read more

Umm..Happy new year

I forgot to say that. this means  A)I’ve been partying so hard, I just woke up from overdose of every single things such as glue, gerber apple sauce, flaming hot cheetos(eat with caution. if you scratch your eyes after munching them, you can go blind. I dunno why but I have this vision in my head,fat bastards with off white fruit of the loom underwear multi-task by eating cheetos  and scratching butt hole. I assume 42 % of hemroid was triggered by this interaction.)  B) I adopted Chinese culture and decided to celebrate New year on non-Ne...Read more

sad…. very sad…

I had a job & class on my b’day, My work gave me a shit for being late for 20min. I didn’t get it. It’s my b’day. I should have a right to drive over senior citizen with sticker on my bumper saying jesus & Barak Obama loves you. I started to feel a bit down and thought about my time management skill,I started to analyze why am I late, not knowing the time. concept of time, Immanuel Kant, Newton, etc. then that made me fuckin late for my evening class. But by the time I was through with my day, I felt fabulous ‘cus my P and her boyfrie...Read more

Aiko's Holiday Message

sex ,truth and duct tape

Does american people really have sex at 14? I hear those stories. I don’t want to talk about when I lost mine, too personal, but I was still keeping mine in college days. I don’t know. I think I mentioned on my blog a while ago I prefer reading books over sex, sex is overrated.( well my attitude towards that got a bit better now.) But I think men has expectation for me to be very sexual just because I had website and playboy stuff, it doesn’t make me sexual person. You know? it’s like just because you are priest it doesn’t stop you f...Read more

rainman

I saw Rainman. I think I watched a bit long time ago, but back then, my ADD, ADHD was heavy and I wanted to watch more educational stuff instead such as Pokemon. BTW, I found Jap porn called poke me man. Do you guys think me used to have website and doing Playboy stuff was porn? I don’t know. I see Naomi or kate moss posing totally nude as a model but they are not called pornstar. right? It’s thin line btwn, but I never open my legs or stick carrot or rice cake in it. So It was artistic. I had only gerbil up in my ass shot like Richard Gere.(oh, shit...Read more

You know you are old when

You watch “Ambush make over” on Regis and Kelly of random struggling family, You cry with joy.

When your ass is up early enough to watch Regis & kelly.

Your fav. tv show has lots of med. comercial about gas,digestion,Menopause problem.

You drink prune juice.

You don’t remember what you ate for lunch.

You wear sweater with season theme.

Go ARRP!

FR*A!

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Bible study

Me and peachies went to the bible study.We were running late because I was selling crack on street, pimpin hos and gambling right before. But I must say that was a great experience and I’m glad that I went. I sometimes I feel alone even when I’m with my friends or at the party( and I’m not trying to get some sympathy note from my fans telling me I love you. Although I do love when you all love me and now I realized that I’m contradicting myself and wonder if I say one thing then another. does that mean I have turrets syndrome? I mean I was just t...Read more