Once a upon a time I had a puppy, we played and we loved unconditionally. What was a puppy is now a strong and full grown pedigree. One stormy night, my beloved dog had what appeared to be my old I.C. in his paw, with a morbidly incriminating look on his face he yelled, "Oi Cina!!!!...". Stunned and puzzled, I only managed to utter, "Errrr... Yeah??? Dat's me...". He threw my old I.C. at me, packed all his chew toys and left...
...I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore...