Today in "Well, that fixes it..."

Remember this: Baton head strikes are "acceptable force." Watch the video and decide for yourself. /1

Minions of Satan, every damn one of them.

I'm promoting #ColonoscopyAwareness by encouraging people to Tweet colonoscopy stills to deserving recipients. Kellyanne Conway, perhaps

Yeah baby...

Be this guy ======> @comradewong When Chinese state media single you out, you're doing something right.

T Rex. Big head, small hands. T-Rump? OMFG THE REPTILIAN ELITE CONSPIRACY IS TRUE!!! #Trump2016

Former porn actress and "classically trained journalist" spokesmonster Scottie Neil Hughes, everybody. #OpinionIsFact

Be this woman.

“classically studied journalist”???