This sincerely makes me proud to be a liberal. I can't tolerate dumb.

Fxcking idiots.

In which our clueless leader goes halfway around the world looking for... a friend.

Can anyone recommend a place in or near Shatin that can sew the velcro on for me?

Yes, because if we all just behaved, the CCP might give HK democracy... #FatFxckingChance They. Never. Will.

Today in "You Gotta Be Shxtting Me..."

They're the kids who know Recess Lady has their back, and dare us to say something. Okay: nice pants; do they make 'em in your size? /5

This meretricious nonsense is the logical result of telling kids they're not allowed to make fun of how other kids are dressed. /4

A cosmic rift means that 19th-century whalers and the dandies they would drunkenly assault have melded into one. /3

The look is easily described as Fisherman in Prep School, or Lockjaw Lumberjack. It's as if Grizzly Adams and Mrs. Howell had a child. /2