This should be fun... #HowNowWumao https://t.co/UgfpmUpYKq

Wouldn't it be great if 'food porn' incorporated money shots with squeeze bottles of condiments? Gordon Ramsey deserves a chin omelette.

This is how it starts.

Yeah.

I'll just leave these here...

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'We kicked their ass once. We're not afraid of them.' Kudos to Mongolia for having a rare set of diplomatic balls.

There is nothing so eloquently fierce as an angry Irish person. He's also undeniably right in everything he says. #FightCheetohJesus

Jagoff is too dumb to even be correctly Islamophobic. Welcome to Trumplakistan!!!

I can never watch this video enough. It would be terrible if one of these showed up at a local protest.

It's only in retrosect that we realize how tasteful and classy Graceland was; the ghost of Elvis Presley howls in disgust and derision.