I hate his fucking face.

Boston (well, Foxboro) FTW. This is our America, not theirs.

I'm shocked #Not

Summer, you clingy freak. It's over. Go away.

They love Hong Kong. Just not enough to clean it the fuck up after they're done with it.

Spontaneous crane!

Spontaneous appearance of a huge TV...

In other news, the sky is blue...

Wouldn't it be lovely if the police were this over-responsive to the smugglers who regularly trash Sheung Shui?

I like how it took 3 of them to control a middle-aged woman, too.

I'd rather be a #Wonton than a Spotted Dick.