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LOL

so i was surfin the web to find some below-the-belt attacks on JRS... i ended up getting a stomach workout from this.

fuck i don't know about you guys but THIS shit cracks me the hell up!

This and america's funniest home videos always can cheer me up hahahhahahahaha

FUCK thas some heavy penalties! Read more

YAY booze

I GOT WASTED YESTERDAY! my new email is toodrunktocare@tutortree.com  kk j/k

for good reason. my cousin got MARRIED. ::in tune:: dum dum da dum

he's been my partner in crime since we were 9 yrs old. i'm so happy for  him but it annoyed me that people kept pressuring me to get married...Read more

FAREWELL MY LOVE

Forget episode 2!!!

The Olympics is over…I cry…

Goddamngotta wait fo mo yerrs! Shit aight so yes I love these games.

Some things that stood out to me:

*fine Chinese ladies with statuesque beauty. (whatsup with the birdcage? idk)...Read more

Road to Gluttony episode I

so my girlfriend is visiting me this wk. i haven't seen her for 5 months. she's on a MISSION to make me FAT.

i picked her and her friends up last thursday and we've been eating every minute since. yep no sleep for the wicked.

no exercise either. it's prohibited so i can get that soft stomach she always wanted. why does my gf have to be so weird.

in the begi...Read more

Oli oli oli

Thank you MELLY…cuz for the first time, someone called me out on being TOO Quiet haha I’m just usually the loud crazy son of a beach.

NO I haven’t simply been lazy. OK fine. I HAVE been simply lazy.

And… OLYMPICS is taking away from blog time. All the athletes are so crazy. In most cases, I root for the Chinese Team, because I know they have so much more on the line. 

DID YOU KN...Read more

NI DENG WO MA?

Haven't done video shiet in awhile.

so you can see how we ACT A FOOL  all up in del taco.

we go there so much the workers give us a discount on food hehe.

This is my TRIBUTE to BEIJING olympics. (begins tomro i think)

Remaining still after landing is harder than i thought, especially after  spinning 32 times. Big ups to them.

Brainstorming some moves for my upcoming film.

The right leg will come down to the side of someone's head. real hit, cuz i pretty much have control over...Read more

MUMMY 3 review

so what yall been up to in the days of late?

 first of all, yay! DARK KNIGHT has earned $394.9 million in just 17 days. crazy shit bitch muhfucka!  yes i have turrets.

::centering myself::

does anyone know toni basil?

well she don't look like this no more, she old now haha. so yeah anyways she's workin to set up TINA TURNER's 2008-2009 world tour. as the choreographer, ...Read more

MAINTAIN BUTT CONTACT

Hokkaido Seafood BUFFET!!! thanks Johnny for treating. As i always start off, two mountains of sashimi!!! so good! (can't tell by the pic but there's a lot down there. thas right bring it JoanneSanderson! hehe) Gluttony at ...Read more

DARK KNIGHT REVIEW

So yeah we got new lighting so we decided to reshoot our parody of Dragon Tiger Gate. On set photography. don't i look savage!

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Relationship Tips for Penguins

why? because i know everything

Inspired by the article : Six Dating behavīors That Scare Single Men Away by David Wygant

six dating behavīors women should avoid:

1.Trash-talking your ex.

By my experience: when I girl talks shit about her ex, it degrades HER value. WHAT GUYS HATE MOST IS A G...Read more