Hey America: If it isn't too much trouble, can you please PARENT YOUR FXCKING CHILDREN?!?!?!?

Porn actress claims supremacy; film at 11.

No, really. Google her.

There have been reports of an inactive shooter... https://t.co/Imdi9UqaeU

If #CheetohJesus can rile up the CCP, I might be able to live through the next four years.

I'd rather have the woman who spoke Assyrian as a fellow citizen than this human larder.

Hold on to your butts, America.

I blame bad parents and the Tarantinian, adolescent glee of transgression for it's own sake. There's no rationale for this. It's immaturity.

The only good thing about the ascendancy of #CheetohJesus is that it might bring @relevantorgans out of retirement. #AuthoritarianismTutor

God bless America. I'm just jealous it wasn't Boston or Providence.

Any day in which I can make Vernon Reid of @LivingColour laugh is a good day.