Hey Facebook, why don't you just go ahead and get rid of 'Most recent first' and just make my news feed Top Stories permanently? It saves me clicking back to Most Recent every three f@#$ing minutes. It would save even more of my day since I'd probably give up on you altogether.

British miranda rights have a phrase that confuses me. https://t.co/HTaa1QGu4R

Welcome to the end.

Who loves you baby,? https://t.co/mXc3LTOlxK

Dear Summer 2016: We had three hot, sweaty months. An entire season. It felt like years. But it's over. Move on. Let go. FXCK OFF ALREADY.

Today in "The Glass Heart of the CCP":

Jack Chick is dead. My days is made.

Lau Ching Wan and Nic Tse prove they'll do ANYTHING to earn money for their kids' tuition. F@#$ this movie.

I should have listened to my mother and become a medical doctor...

It's times like this that I would stipulate 'the CCP' instead of 'China', and I encourage others to do so. I don't blame an entire nation for the actions of their government, especially when their government encourages a paranoid victim mentality about the world's view of and actions towards that nation. It's not the nation, it's the government we dislike.