Plesse I Want U

This is a size Medium, but I had to buy it anyway, since no one would believe me without photos:If not for the photo, I would really love to wear this.Please wash my eyes. With lye.Read more

Another AnD Weekend

Saturday afternoon I headed to Grappa's Wine Cellar to meet up with Jun Kung. His new project 11:11 was playing that night and he had invited me to soundcheck to talk about guitars.

Obviously, I was there in a flash.

Adrian Da Silva is playing guitar in the band, and for most of the afternoon and evening, the three of us all talked about guitars and music and gigs and guitars and strippers and meth.

Well, I admit I was the only one talking about...Read more

I Know It Isn't; It's a Joke

I'm going to sell this to tourists by telling them it says "Do you know Jackie Chan?"

Movie Review: Love at Seventh Sight

Ideally, this entry would have been a movie review:

I had ventured out in some of the worst pollution in recent memory all the way to Elements, that most vacuous of malls, filled with luxury stores and expensive restaurants where Mainland tourists are catered to, Where rich expat gweilolive, and the rest of us can f@#$ off.

I was meeting the Movie Night gang, albeit a...Read more

3 Good Reasons I’m Single

I Just Want Bang Bang Bang

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/GroupXvideo.htmlI just want bang, bang, bang!

I don't want relationship!

I just want bang, bang, bang!

I don't want to know your name.

I just want bang, bang, bang!

I don't want to meet your mom.

I just want bang, bang, bang!

Beish, you drive me insane

when you give me that bang, bang, bang!

Ok, Annie, listen.

I don&#...Read more

I Love the Smell of Napalm in the Morning

Prologue: Wake and Quake (with Rage)Bad enough some jerkoff wanted to push his way past me to get into the train car I was leaving this morning.

At 7:00AM on a Saturday.The platform and train were essentially empty.

The bad part about wearing headphones and playing loud music is that when you say something, it is often a lot louder than you intended, because your ears cannot monitor your own voice's volume.

So a lot of people probably heard me say "Get the f@#$ out of my way!" br...Read more

Kelly - None More Skank

Daddy must be proud of his little girl. If we assume this is a joke, it still plunges to a level of slimy self-degradation and piggishness that is alien even tome. If I can get anything from this photo, its realizing I am not the scourge of decency I am so often made out to be by friends, lawyers, and women namedPlaintiff .

Given the general setting implied by the photo, it would appear th...Read more

Let's See How Long This Lasts...

I'm as surprised as anyone. And why do I get the lurking suspicion that somebodyis getting ready to play Rooster Football (American style) and throw a figurative 'cock block' on me (not that I don't deserve it)?Although it does point up a quandary.

On the one hand, I think Ms. Chiang would ben...Read more

Quick Entry for Long Laugh

My preceding entry was something I expected to hear more about, either from readers or lawyers.

But I give you this to chuckle over, once you've read the last entry: